You
think
you have
lived to
be 83
and know
who you
are,
then
along
comes
someone
and
blows it
all to
hell!
An old
Marine
Pilot
sat down
at the
Starbucks,
still
wearing
his old
USMC
flight
suit and
leather
jacket
and
ordered
a cup of
coffee.
As he
sat
sipping
his
coffee,
a young
woman
sat down
next to
him. She
turned
to the
pilot
and
asked,
'Are you
a real
pilot?'
He
replied,
'Well,
I've
spent my
whole
life
flying
planes,
first
Stearmans,
then the
early
Grummans...
flew a
Wildcat
and
Corsair
in WWII,
and
later in
the
Korean
conflict,
Banshees
and
Cougars.
I've
taught
more
than 260
people
to fly
and
given
rides to
hundreds,
so I
guess I
am a
pilot,
and you,
what are
you?
She
said,
'I'm a
lesbian.
I spend
my whole
day
thinking
about
naked
women.
As soon
as I get
up in
the
morning,
I think
about
naked
women.
When I
shower,
I think
about
naked
women.
When I
watch
TV, I
think
about
naked
women.
It seems
everything
makes me
think of
naked
women.'
The two
sat
sipping
in
silence.
A little
while
later, a
young
man sat
down on
the
other
side of
the old
pilot
and
asked:
"are you
a real
pilot?"
He
replied,
'I
always
thought
I was,
but I
just
found
out I'm
a
lesbian.'